Cat Strollers??!!!

I chanced upon a catalogue from a feline product company and discovered, much to my... awe/stupefaction, a whole new world I did not know existed. Extendable cat patio and deck (big metal coils you stretch out on to your yard for your cats to stroll and enjoy grass and the scenery), 8-foot tall cat tower/playground toys (for a mere $ 400), CAT STROLLERS (just like babies but covered and with a mesh window for kitty to enjoy the walk...), and other cat carriers (on your belly, just like for newborns...)

I guess I live a dull life, void of imagination and creativity. I thought my cats with their couches and about seven daily naps (different from night time sleep, of course) had it made in the heat and A/C, if not the proverbial shade, and I now discover I have been depriving them of the benefits of progress, civilization, etc.. In other terms, I have been un-American in the pursuit of feline happiness.

Are your pets (dogs, cats, cockateels, gerbils, ferrets, spiders, what have you)reaping the benefits of the good ol' Uhmurkin know-how and way of life, comfort, and pursuit of happiness? because, while millions of people are losing their jobs, houses, sanity, etc.. as we face the worst economic crisis and overall situation of the last.... 50 or 80 years, you don't want your cat to miss out on a stroller outing, do you? Don't lose your sense of reality, will you?....