Guys, Gals, and the truth of life -daily life 6
One of my female friends asked me why it is that guys are so dumb.
Her case in point: her ex is losing weight, not well, but won't go see a doctor. Well, it can be fear, it can be money, it can also be the macho thing ("me strong, me big boy, me 3 testicles"-- in greater delusions: "me FIVE testicles")
I don't know about this particular case, but, yes, men can be dumb. I know, I am one, and from the horse's patoote, I can tell you: YES!
Not that I personally have ever done anything wrong: Ladies, I have learned from you (see, here is a man who LISTENS, ha!), and I can tell you, not only have I never done anything wrong, I am also perfect! It is TRUE, I AM Right (I just... lie a little, that's all!)
Anyway, back to the dumbness of guys and men: yes, we are, OK!
But then, may I also respectfully state categorically there are also dumb women, dumb kids, dumb geezers, and nurses, and PhDs, etc etc..! We are surrounded.
And I shall have to go back to one of the great underrated thinkers of last century, yes, Brigitte Bardot: "au secours, au secours, les cons nous cernent!" (help, help, the morons are circling around us)
On the other hand, just like us, what do these alleged morons use to judge us? Well, it becomes sticky: they use the same we use to judge them: personal brains...
So, all is relative.
(Sorry for the Pope who fights heartily on -- but his heart can't be that strong, anyway -- against things relative, because he knows the truth, no discussion, period, that's it. Well, thank.... God???--
I suggested to my friend that she ask the pope if her ex is an ass (but then, she may have to convert to being a Cathlick, because if you don't believe what the pope does, you are wrong, period!-- I assume the Pope would not call you names, but who knows any more?? the pope has been Polish, this one wears red Prada shoes and Gucci shades...
So, the Pope will tell you if you or anyone else is an ass (easy test: is your ex a cathlick? -- No? ergo... he is an ass... See, how easy things can be? What? you too are an ass? No big deal, me too, so what?? )
And, let's see, about 5 out of the 6 billion people on earth also are! (Based on a rough estimate of about five billion non-cathlicks in the world.)
Oh, my, my, the pope is right, he nailed it down!!! Five out of six people on earth are indeed morons, that should seem to match most estimates (look around you, can you not find immediately, right now, FIVE morons you can think of? That was my own sample. And I can find, as can you, ten morons out of twelve people, and 85 out of one hundred, right? Goodness gracious, the Pope is right! I have to go, I must find a church, convert to "cathliss-ism" (say it with a second lisp, it's more fun), and pass all these questions, worries, queries, and all my past errors of when I had a brain and knew stuff, on to churches, who have all the answers.
The Pope will do, as best single rep, and he wants that job, it's written in their code. I wonder if he too will die for... someone else's sins?
I almost did die yesterday when some bozo ran a red light on her cell phone and was headed straight for me when she suddenly realized I should not be in front of her SUV (in her own mind) and she stopped, thank God!
We do agree that in fact, SHE was wrong, but I almost died for her sins because I am perfect now, so whose sins are those? that I almost died for?
I got it! YOUR, ANY EX's! voila !!
WE JUST SOLVED THE problem of life!!!!
one problem though: OK, I am an ass, but who cleans me, or it, when I am
old and "decrapit"?
Someone stupid but who has enough compassion to not throw me on the garbage pile when I am leaking from everywhere... Damn, I need the non-PhDs of the world to.... get me my groceries, take me to a store, ambulance me to the hospital, take my garbage out, repair my leaky faucets or toilets (and some of those are artists in their jobs!)
Problem not solved: even denying our social nature (it's genetic--nothing, you can do about it), we need others! Otherwise I had the truth of life licked and ready.
Of course, the Pope says (as does Simon --and Garfunkel, too???) that you must have a cathlick plumber, garbage man, nurse, mechanic, etc., etc. And other faiths do that too: must have a Jewish lawyer or baker, a Greek Orthodox realtor, etc...And it all begins again, back full circle!
Anyway, no time to worry about religion and the truth of life: we are facing another Christmas with all the white, green, or red sweatshirts with all the silver, gold, and shiny wishes and snowy scenery, the SUVs with the little (or BIG) wreath up front, the inflatable Sanny Clawsiz in the yard, and those eternal four or five songs (jingle bells, etc.) ABSOLUTELY everywhere for six weeks, for the greater good of buying and selling, America needs us to get in debt (to.. foreigners, by the way)!
But we came so close, so close to the truth of life, finally! Better luck next time?
________________________________
Her case in point: her ex is losing weight, not well, but won't go see a doctor. Well, it can be fear, it can be money, it can also be the macho thing ("me strong, me big boy, me 3 testicles"-- in greater delusions: "me FIVE testicles")
I don't know about this particular case, but, yes, men can be dumb. I know, I am one, and from the horse's patoote, I can tell you: YES!
Not that I personally have ever done anything wrong: Ladies, I have learned from you (see, here is a man who LISTENS, ha!), and I can tell you, not only have I never done anything wrong, I am also perfect! It is TRUE, I AM Right (I just... lie a little, that's all!)
Anyway, back to the dumbness of guys and men: yes, we are, OK!
But then, may I also respectfully state categorically there are also dumb women, dumb kids, dumb geezers, and nurses, and PhDs, etc etc..! We are surrounded.
And I shall have to go back to one of the great underrated thinkers of last century, yes, Brigitte Bardot: "au secours, au secours, les cons nous cernent!" (help, help, the morons are circling around us)
On the other hand, just like us, what do these alleged morons use to judge us? Well, it becomes sticky: they use the same we use to judge them: personal brains...
So, all is relative.
(Sorry for the Pope who fights heartily on -- but his heart can't be that strong, anyway -- against things relative, because he knows the truth, no discussion, period, that's it. Well, thank.... God???--
I suggested to my friend that she ask the pope if her ex is an ass (but then, she may have to convert to being a Cathlick, because if you don't believe what the pope does, you are wrong, period!-- I assume the Pope would not call you names, but who knows any more?? the pope has been Polish, this one wears red Prada shoes and Gucci shades...
So, the Pope will tell you if you or anyone else is an ass (easy test: is your ex a cathlick? -- No? ergo... he is an ass... See, how easy things can be? What? you too are an ass? No big deal, me too, so what?? )
And, let's see, about 5 out of the 6 billion people on earth also are! (Based on a rough estimate of about five billion non-cathlicks in the world.)
Oh, my, my, the pope is right, he nailed it down!!! Five out of six people on earth are indeed morons, that should seem to match most estimates (look around you, can you not find immediately, right now, FIVE morons you can think of? That was my own sample. And I can find, as can you, ten morons out of twelve people, and 85 out of one hundred, right? Goodness gracious, the Pope is right! I have to go, I must find a church, convert to "cathliss-ism" (say it with a second lisp, it's more fun), and pass all these questions, worries, queries, and all my past errors of when I had a brain and knew stuff, on to churches, who have all the answers.
The Pope will do, as best single rep, and he wants that job, it's written in their code. I wonder if he too will die for... someone else's sins?
I almost did die yesterday when some bozo ran a red light on her cell phone and was headed straight for me when she suddenly realized I should not be in front of her SUV (in her own mind) and she stopped, thank God!
We do agree that in fact, SHE was wrong, but I almost died for her sins because I am perfect now, so whose sins are those? that I almost died for?
I got it! YOUR, ANY EX's! voila !!
WE JUST SOLVED THE problem of life!!!!
one problem though: OK, I am an ass, but who cleans me, or it, when I am
old and "decrapit"?
Someone stupid but who has enough compassion to not throw me on the garbage pile when I am leaking from everywhere... Damn, I need the non-PhDs of the world to.... get me my groceries, take me to a store, ambulance me to the hospital, take my garbage out, repair my leaky faucets or toilets (and some of those are artists in their jobs!)
Problem not solved: even denying our social nature (it's genetic--nothing, you can do about it), we need others! Otherwise I had the truth of life licked and ready.
Of course, the Pope says (as does Simon --and Garfunkel, too???) that you must have a cathlick plumber, garbage man, nurse, mechanic, etc., etc. And other faiths do that too: must have a Jewish lawyer or baker, a Greek Orthodox realtor, etc...And it all begins again, back full circle!
Anyway, no time to worry about religion and the truth of life: we are facing another Christmas with all the white, green, or red sweatshirts with all the silver, gold, and shiny wishes and snowy scenery, the SUVs with the little (or BIG) wreath up front, the inflatable Sanny Clawsiz in the yard, and those eternal four or five songs (jingle bells, etc.) ABSOLUTELY everywhere for six weeks, for the greater good of buying and selling, America needs us to get in debt (to.. foreigners, by the way)!
But we came so close, so close to the truth of life, finally! Better luck next time?
________________________________
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