daily life part 5 - judgment day and flying pigs

Judgment day is to take place when pigs fly, when hell freezes over, when chickens have teeth, as the French say -- "quand les poules auront des dents"-- and other unlikely events. So, in theory, before we find ourselves called to sit on one side or the other of Jesus, God, Christ, etc., we still have time.

However, science is progressing so quickly that some mad or extremely clever scientist could be working as we speak on a combination pig/pork + chicken new meat, which COULD acually cause... pigs to fly! (and maybe one day flies to pig out, --and become bomber flies or bumble flies? -- but that is another question)

So, prepare thyself, Judgment Day might indeed come, for a bumble fly, or bombing pig, or flying bar bell, or even tinkerbell or a bar belle might toll for thee!


PS: On second thoughts, chickens don't really fly any more anyway, since, even if they could fly naturally, we don't let them; we pack them into automatic feeder chickenhouses, overfeed them, and crowd them so much that their legs and wings suffer from atrophy....